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A plain guide to the first few months. What your puppy is doing and why, roughly when it happens, and the one thing worth doing about each bit.
For people about to bring a puppy home, and for people who already did and are quietly wondering what they have done.
The weeks nobody warns you about. The biting peak around ten weeks. The window closing at sixteen. Coming back falling apart at seven months. All of it normal, all of it easier when you saw it coming.
What people get wrong at each stage. Usually not the thing they think it is. The most common one costs about four months and none of it had to happen.
One thing to do, per stretch. Not a twelve week schedule you will abandon in nine days. One thing at a time, for a fortnight, in plain English.
The three things that matter more than anything else. They take about twenty minutes a day between them and most households are not doing any of the three.
You do not need us for any of this, and we would rather you had it for free than paid anyone for it. If the map is all you need, take it and enjoy your puppy.
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One page, printable, yours to keep. No cost and no call.
The map first. After that, a short note every week or so about whatever your puppy is about to hit. One click stops it any time.
No surprises
The map lands in your inbox. One page, printable. Nothing is sold inside it.
A short note asking how it is going. From a person, two lines, and you can ignore it with no consequence.
A note every week or so about whatever stage your puppy is hitting next. Stop it any time in one click.
Nobody phones you. There is no call to get out of. Write to us with a question any time and we will answer it.